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June 09, 2005
Dark Lord, esq.
Long fricking week... long several weeks. I'm still shocked its already June. Anyways, a brief rundown involves me killing children, choking the wife, and generally turning to the dark side. Terribly headaches you get though, not a path for everyone, though it is quick and easy. Kinda like masturbation.
In all seriousness though, work busys me, I'm always working on issues of magazines or stories, and this week one of my best friends from high-school is getting married and I'm in the wedding. Rehearsal dinner is at James Arthur Vineyard, better have a Designated Driver... Is it bad that the groom, a drinker, didn't know what the acronym "DD" stood for when I was telling him of this earlier today?
I have a haircut in the morning, instructing my "secretary" to make the appointment at 11:30 or later... she tells me I must be there at 10. Lost an hour and a half of sleep. A droid will pay for this incompetence. Oh wait, Dark Lord sneaking through there again.
Anyways, I'm amusing myself with the unrated version of Coyote Ugly... I'm the uh, lab rat, trying to find out why its unrated so we can tell customers so they can buy more...
If you believe that, I got an Oasis on Mustafar to sell you.
This has been way to nerdy a night, and I think the Vanilla Porter is talking.
If you're in town, stop by Best Buy, I'm good at making myself seen there.
-Will
Posted by badwillhunting at June 9, 2005 01:46 AM